1. Anonymous said: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?



    Got it? Good. 


  2. sarahsizzites:


    i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

    like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

    Children > Adults

    (Source: bunnyhug, via kaeandlucy)


  3. meloetta:

    "text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

    (via thewayoutistoforgive)


  4. frostlawyer:

    Things I Should Be Doing

    • so many

    Things I Am Not Currently Doing

    • any of that

    (Source: aroharveyspecter, via pleistocene-hanky-panky)


  6. I first started watching Doctor Who because I found the trock band Chameleon Circuit. I really liked them and figured the music would make more sense if I watched the show. I fell in love after the first episode.


  7. kill-natalie:

    am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

    (via thewayoutistoforgive)

    Tagged #same

  8. "Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth."
  9. hedoesntlikeprettygirls:


    This is the first shoot of the photo series.  I’m still in the process of deciding on other fruit options and trying to figure out how to open that coconut.

    (via hannahwitton)

  10. patternicity:

    This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

  11. stunningpicture:

    I like the way you think, Coke.

  12. icecreamhelicopter:

    malcolm in the middle was the realest show

    (Source: googlesenpai, via hannahwitton)


  13. slayboybunny:

    dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

  14. (Source: boyhoodmovie)

  15. (Source: boyhoodmovie)